What's For Dessert?

(written 05/09)

What's For Dessert?

My name is Coyote,
  Wile E.,
  Super Genius.

I know 57 ways to
  grill
  roadrunner steaks
  and 75 ways to make
  roadrunner stew.

I have several cookbooks
  dedicated
  to roadrunner pasta
  and two for pickled roadrunner
  sweet, dill or sour.

Roadrunner with couscous
  and pine nuts
  is especially tasty.

I had some yesterday,
  in fact.

Oh!
  Didn't I tell you?

I caught him,
  finally,
  and
  cooked that goose.

He was
  delicious:
  worth the wait.